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Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Because it's all about me

This is a damn shame. That would be my luck too.

Not that this would ever happen to me....

Top Ten Signs Your Boss Is Spying On You by David Letterman
10. Wherever you go you're followed by a potted plant in loafers.
9. The bracelet he gave you for Christmas beeps if you leave your cubicle.
8. Office coffee has hint of hazelnut and sodium pentothal.
7. Your name:"Sam." Next to your parking spot: "Reserved for the guy following Sam"
6. Find yourself getting tasered more than with previous bosses.
5. Your new secretary looks a lot like that chick from "Alias"
4. Instead of photos of wife and kids on his desk, he has a photo of you sleeping.
3. When you're alone in the men's room, a voice tells you to quit blocking the lens.
2. Boss critical of typos in your personal e-mails.
1. The fax machine just coughed.

The world is filled with people who could have found a better way. I don't get it.
This is my kind of school.
Can't we all just get along?
Johnny Depp is going to shoot what is left of Hunter S. Thompson from a cannon. What a way to go - I don't need to be shot but can some one scatter my ashes up and down Las Vegas Blvd? Maybe a little in downtown Vegas too, I don't want to miss anything.

In Chicago the FBI exhumed the body of Emmitt Till, who was murdered in 1955. They are looking for clues to solve the 14 year old's murder 50 years after the fact. I'm sure they were just to busy to get around to doing it before the burial.

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