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Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Stargazing

Yeah, I know the Oscars are over, but I was amazed when I read what was included in the in the giftbag! This is just some of what is included...

• A Krups kitchen set. Not just a coffeemaker, either. This year's gift includes a toaster, an electric kettle and a year's supply of coffee and tea ($700)
• A two-night stay at The Carlyle hotel in New York ($2,300)
• A red leather case filled with Shu Uemura cosmetics, including mink eyelashes ($600)
• A year's supply of Vonage broadband phone service ($500)
• A three-night stay for two at Palmetto Bluff in South Carolina ($3,600)
• A two-night stay for two at Bernardus Lodge in Carmel Valley (Calif.) wine country ($2,500)
• A three-night stay for two (plus a "personal surf-butler") at St. Regis Monarch Beach Resort & Spa in Dana Point, Calif. ($5,900)
• A dinner party at any Morton's, The Steakhouse ($1,500)
• Kay Unger cashmere pajama bottoms ($500)
• An assortment of Manni Oils' extra virgin olive oil ($540)
• An unlimited day of services at Cornelia Day Resort, which just opened this month on Manhattan's Fifth Avenue ($3,500)
• A three-night stay at San Ysidro Ranch, a popular celebrity honeymoon spot in Montecito, Calif. ($3,000)

Mink eyelashes??? Don't tell PETA
So, I was thinking, if one wanted to go stargazing...and can I stay at the Motel 6 and just visit these other places?


My friend Marc and I went to a comedy club tonight to see Mitch Hedberg . Found this quote about him on a web page and I would say this completely sums him up. "He's like the genius kid in high school that smoked dope constantly and still got a 1500 on his SATs."
"I think a rotisserie is a really morbid Ferris wheel for chickens." -
-Mitch Hedberg


Randy Kagan opened up for him, he was hilarious! Here is his blog.

ewwwww.

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